| COMMENTARYComic Christians: Witnessing with HumorBy Belinda ElliottCBN.com Daily Life Producer
 
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              Do you know the five grossest stories in the Bible? How  about the weirdest laws in the Old Testament? I would venture to guess that you  are having trouble calling these to mind, but I bet you really want to know the  answers.  I promise we will eventually get to the answers, but let me  ask you a question first. What is it about these tidbits of biblical trivia  that you find appealing?  Is it the  “gross” and “weird” factors? Is it the fact that you’ve never thought of the  information in this way before? Sure, you’ve probably read all of the stories  in the Bible, but maybe you have never evaluated them based on their  “disgusting factor.”  I picked up a clever little book recently, titled The Christian Handbook. At first, it  appeared to be a collection of humorous lists and morsels of information that  poked fun at Christians. The pages were filled with advice for church-going  believers. Quickly, I discovered these helpful instructions.  
                How to       survive an hour-long sermon in an un-air-conditioned church -- Think cool       thoughts and use your bulletin as a fan.  
                How to       sing a praise song -- Beware of passionate worshippers who may raise their       hands quickly and knock you in the head.  
                How to       survive an Old Testament plague -- Avoid global tyrants,       and repent of your sins. While I found the information to be entertaining, the  thought rolling around in the back of my mind was, Great, as if Christians don’t have enough people in the world making  fun of them, now we are making fun of ourselves. However, as I thumbed through the book I discovered it  contained much more than satirical jabs at Christians. Mixed in with the humor,  were serious admonitions such as how to put God first daily, how to keep Christ  at the center of your marriage, how to pray and listen for God’s voice, and how  to confess your sins and receive forgiveness. The tiny manual also provided  maps and diagrams of things and places found in the Bible, a list of common  Christian symbols and what they mean, and charts comparing world religions and  their beliefs. In fact, this little book held a wealth of information that  would be helpful not only for Christians, but also for non-Christians.  And the book was just fun enough that unbelievers would  probably find it appealing. That’s when it hit me. Faith can be fun. We hear many  sermons about “the joy of salvation,” but sometimes Christians come across as  the least fun people on earth. I think sometimes we are hesitant to enjoy life  for fear that we may become too worldly. People are attracted to joy and  laughter, so if our faith is to be attractive to other people, perhaps we  should be willing to laugh at ourselves and have a little more fun. This enjoyable little book also reminded me of some  important things to remember when sharing our faith with unbelievers. The  unique thing about The Christian Handbook,  is that it presented information in a way that piqued my interest, and to top  it off, it made me laugh. I began to wonder, what if we used this approach when  sharing our faith?  I think there are a few things to keep in mind when we  witness to people. First, we should realize the importance of our message and  the need to share it. As pastor Rick Warren often asks in his Purpose Driven  Bible studies: if you discovered the cure for one of the world’s worst  diseases, would you keep it to yourself and tell no one? Of course, not! We  hold the answers to the meaning of life. We should be sharing this good news  with everyone around us. The next important thing to consider when sharing your faith  is the fact that actions speak louder than words. Before you open your mouth,  please be sure that your lifestyle matches what you are about to say. Enough  damage has been done to our credibility as Christians by believers who enjoy  telling others how to live according the Bible but fail to do so themselves. Lastly, I believe the best way to share our faith with those  around us is to build a relationship with them first.
                I’m not a fan of clichés, but the old adage, “People don’t  care how much you know, until they know how much you care,” seems to fit here. With these things in mind, what are some practical ways that  we can share our faith with unsaved family members, friends, or co-workers? How  can we casually broach spiritual topics with an unbeliever? For most of us,  walking up to someone and beginning the conversation with, “If you die tonight,  do you know where you will spend eternity?” is quite awkward. In fact, unless  you are sitting in a plane that is about to crash, then I’d say perhaps this  question isn’t the best opener. For many people, sharing their faith sometimes takes the  form of passing on "helpful" advice. For instance, you may have good intentions when you tell that nice boy next door that he shouldn’t be  shacking up with his girlfriend and suggest that they simply get married. But,  chances are, he will not find your useful suggestion to be so kind. Thus, the  door to his heart will be firmly closed, and you will have lost the opportunity  to share the love of Christ with him. I’m not saying that we should not call sin what it is. I’m  simply saying that there is a time and a place for that. Perhaps that “advice”  would be better if it were saved for a time when the person is ready to follow  Christ and eager to begin lining up his life with God’s Word. Other people approach witnessing with a  simply-state-the-facts attitude. “We are all sinners. You are a sinner. You are  going to hell if you don’t accept Christ and let Him forgive your sins.” While  this message is true, it doesn’t reflect the love that our Lord has for unsaved  people. Rather than trying to scare them into Heaven, maybe we should  concentrate on explaining why they will want to be there. Perhaps a better way to share our faith is to think about  the unbeliever’s life circumstances and what they need right now. Is this  person a single mom who could benefit from a day of pampering while you watch  her children? Maybe a friend or neighbor who cares enough to see this need and  meet it is someone she would like to get to know better. Is this person a huge  fan of the TV shows Ghost Whisperer and Medium? Maybe he would be  interested in why you believe in “the supernatural.”  Or perhaps, as The  Christian Handbook reminded me, maybe these spiritual conversations are best  begun by including a factor of fun. What are the grossest stories in the Bible?  (I told you we’d eventually get to the answers.) Here is the list. 
                Eglon and Ehud (Judges 3:12-30) – This is the story of two judges, a  toilet, and an untimely death. 
                Job’s Sores (Job 2:1-10) – Need I say more? 
                The Naked Prophet (Isaiah 20) – Isaiah gives a “revealing” sign of  protest.                 
                The Almost Naked Prophet (Jeremiah 13:1-11) – A pair of  sandy shorts shows God’s disgust for a rebellious people. 
                Spilling Your Guts (Matthew 27:1-8; Acts 1:16-19) – We see the gruesome   result of Judas’ betrayal of Jesus. And the weirdest laws of the Old Testament? 
                The “ox” law (Exodus 21:28) – Keep track of your livestock  so they do not do harm to others.                 
                The “no kid boiling” law (Exodus 23:19b) – Of course we are  talking about baby goats here, not children.
 
                The “which bugs are legal to eat” law (Leviticus 11:20-21) –  Tastes like chicken? I’m not quite sure.
 
                The “don’t eat blood” law (Leviticus 17:12) – Tastes like …  nevermind.
 
                The “pure cloth” law (Deuteronomy 22:11) – In the days before polyester, this law advised readers not to wear  clothes of wool and linen woven together. These are just a few quirky facts from the Bible. Granted,  telling gross Bible stories isn’t exactly the same as sharing the good news of  the Gospel, but it will most likely capture the person’s attention. As  Christians, we should be looking for ways – including humor – to share Christ  with those around us. Most people appreciate a good laugh, and it could open the  door for a more serious spiritual conversation. If you are looking for more of these peculiar facts from the  Bible, pick up a copy of The Christian  Handbook. It’s a great conversational piece for your coffee table, and you  will probably find that you can learn a few new things from it yourself. We must remember that, ultimately, it is the Holy Spirit’s  work to save souls. Our job is to plant the seeds of faith and to love people  the way Christ loves them. And if we can show them that Christians also know  how to have fun, perhaps they will want to find out more about the reason for  our joy. 
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